Where is everyone

There is no one at work. Usually there are 10 people in my row and I am the only person here. I went out to lunch with Jason and Adam so I know there are at least people alive today. It's so quiet I can hear some guy picking his nose 4 rows away. I think he's digging for treasure. He'd have better luck buying a lotto ticket.

I wish I worked for Ernst and Young today so I could be home drinking Grain Belt.